Having only 2 kills on his list, and requiring 3, Vouldermort kills himself to become the Dark Lord of All Time. Dumbledore conspires with professor Quirrel to entrust Malfoy a ton of cash who then organises a high stakes dice game at Casino Hogwards to raise this cash. Harry Potter as the only Hogwarts student proficient at gambling, will have to beat Malfoy in dice, to prevent disastourous financing of the Dark Magic, and hence, Vouldermort. Things get a little out of hand, however, when Harry finds Quirrel guarding the only entrance to the only bathroom in the school.